![]() Even Kobe Bryant wouldn't rape you in those things. It's crystal clear.įurlong: Who the fuck invited Dikembe Mutombtard? Little word of advice, congressman - don't wear the shorts. Richard: There are scans of it on the WaPo website. Mike: We don't know my diary is the source. ![]() Selina: Oh, really? Well now it's on top of you, it's knocked your teeth out, and it's making sweet love to your face! ![]() Selina: How long have you known about this?Īmy: Since Alabama, but to be fair, we thought we were on top of it. I should have gotten a diary with a little lock on it but I didn't want to lock myself out. Selina What have you and your 47 tangled chromosomes done?! Mike: The White House maids, the stewards. Selina: This isn't an article! This is a gang bang on a pinball machine! Who despises me like this?Īmy: Well, there's President Montez, Tom James, Danny Chung, Maddox. Mike: "Ignoring the advice of experienced staffers, Meyer instead sought the counsel of a high school drop out, her personal trainer and lover Ray Wayland." Shawnie: The shutdown really hurt you in Massachusetts' anus.Īmy: It's kind of like the wave in The Perfect Storm except in this case the wave is made out of shit and our boat is also made out of shit. ![]() You'd think that would count for something. I ruined her administration like four times. Jonah: Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not in. Kent: Punishment from Congressman Furlong and the Speaker and the President - an astonishing bipartisan agreement. Gary: Oooh, page 93, suckas! "As Gary poured my tea, I realized the hostages blah blah blah."Īmy: What about you, Richard? Did you make the book? Mike: I'm not in there until 213 and I wrote the book. I once dry shaved that woman's legs under her desk during a cabinet meeting. My cervix is as tight as a snare drum.Īmy: I'm not mentioned in the book until page 134. What ever happened to half a bottle of red wine and three Virginia Slims? Selina: I hope that's going in your mouth. And you're doing the Today Show one week from yesterday.Ĭatherine: It's a broth of red raspberry leaf, black haw, and false unicorn root. Richard: Which again is tomorrow night, not tonight, despite the title. Jaffar: "A Woman First, First Woman." You'd get murdered in my country for saying something like that.Īmy: You are confirmed for tomorrow night for the Tonight Show to kick off the book tour. Marjorie: Before you ask, we have taken a break from sex, specifically penetrative sex. Selina: Well why should her cervix be any different than the rest of her? She's been diagnosed with an incompetent cervix. Software description provided by the publisher.Marjorie: I'm sorry to be so hysterical, but we have a situation. Spend the cash you earn on romantic outings to forge precious moments with your lovers and work together to clear the rampant monster infestations, because after all, a couple that slays together, stays together. Soon you discover weapons you find transform into cuties… and they’re UP FOR GRABS! (What a craaazy coincidence because you also happen to be single yourself.) It's a shack-and-slash! Let's get to the point: take your weapon-babes on romantic outings, such as to the club or the beachįor your summer job, you’re tasked with clearing the creatures in “the dunj”. Inclusive, tasteful approach to gender and sexuality - male, female, and non-binary romance For example, hit hard and dodge quickly with the dagger, or take on crowds with Lasersaber Generated action-combat dunj and challenges! Stay sharp! Date up to nine weapons, from dancing swords to heart-piercing daggers
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